Resident Poet

Ethan Hughes (aged 9) has written some lovely FTB poems, so I have decided to make him resident Furry Travel Buddy Poet. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.


"blue boy is blue, blue, blue,
he has a sister named silly sue.
they always cause havoc in their house
and wouldn't let anything happen to their pet mouse.
they had chess games, they had clay,
and its always tag they like to play.
Blue boy, Silly sue,
you should have seen them fall down the loo!
they spied in november, they spied at noon,
they spied near Christmas, they liked to spy very soon!
but they didn't spy on Christmas day,
  that's what they always liked to say.
but really it was all a lie,
they only splat them with mince pie!"


"Johnny is a big fan of red
all over the house, even his bed
it was all just the same
until the old painters came
they painted his house, no longer red
it now stood pink, even the bed!
this made Johnny very sad
because pink was really bad
it was a girl colour to him
he preferred a colour that was more dim
so once again he painted his house red
now he'd sleep once again in the bed!"




"Spike, is too true
believe me, he's near you
he's too spiky to get close
if you risk it, you're taking a dose
of Spike's very own mischief pie
from toad's skin and a cut-up tie!
he's clever sometimes, he's sometimes dumb,
and has his stale chewing gum
well that's the story that's all i can say
and i think he's going to San Fransisco bay
so say goodbye to all your terrible dreams
will he be gone? not forever it seems."


BAD BRAIN IS HERE,
BAD BRAINS GOT GEAR
THE ONLY COLOUR HE DOES NOT LIKE
IS BLUE, HE OWNS A BIKE
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